Guess what? I was checking out the newly opened Greenbelt 5, (I was wearing the houndstooth jacket from Dior, black satin pencil skirt and black tights from D&G, Jimmy Choo black satin pumps) and who did i see... it was Weng! Yes, Jessica Rowena Madukdok the one and only. Remember we used to tease her alot about her humungous breasts? hahaha! anyway, nakakaloka kasi nagmamamganda na ang putah. Call Center agent na daw sya, chu chu... Pero bakit kaya ganun, parang naging elitista sya once she was hired sa call center? Eh I can remember when we were classmates sa Pio del Pilar High School, chika-chika kami. Saan na napunta ang panahon? (saan na nga ba? saan na nga ba?... anubaaaaah naging Apo Hiking Society?)
anyway, she was like always bragging about her Zara clothes. ZARA??? BRAGGING??? Isn't it parang tayo pa ang nahihiya kapag naka-Zara tayo? hello, remember once we were supposed to go to a textmatez grand EB (eyeball) and need new outfits we went to Zara cause we don't have enough money for Dior or Gucci? We bought these cheap silly outfits from Zara and then we decided we aren't fabulous enough so we stayed na lang sa Luneta eating cotton candy and making pa-picture with the souvenir guy? We were so depressed, Bee maxed out her credit card and we were just there in Luneta.
Anyway, i ignored her bragging and she noticed my fabulous jacket.
"uy ganda ha!magkano bili mo nyan sa SM?" she said.
"I BEG YOUR PARDON!!!," I almost shouted.(nakakahiya nga kasi napatingin yung cute na guy shopping at Havaianas (eew, havaianas.) "This is Christian Dior by John Galliano!!!"
"ay! sorry, my wrong," she apologized. "So saang ukay-ukay mo nabili yan?"
i thought for a bit, "Saang...what?"
"Ukay-ukay, UK," she answered.
"Parang Saks Fifth Avenue ba yan or Harvey Nichols?" i asked, not knowing what she is talking about.
"ay nako forget it, tara shopping tayo!" sabi ni Rowena.
Ayoko, ang cheap mong babaeng baklang panget ka eh, nakakahiya kang kasama, mas gugustuhin ko nang sumama sa pulubing taga-Payatas na may colonostromy bag, bulag at putol ang kaliwang paa at mabaho pa sa ihi ng pusa. I wanted to say noh. kaloka
but instead, i told her: "laters! am about to be called on my cellphone."
"ang sosy-sosy naman 'Laters' pa talaga! hehehe!" sabi nya.
"hehe." i said, and once i turned my back, i cursed "Susoh mong sinlaki ng kay marissa delgado, maitim lang ang utongra."
Lech yang si Rowena. kainis. i hope you guys hate her too.
lots of hate,
V. xxx
Anyway, i took a snapshot of her habang nagpapasikat outside greenbelt 5. Nakakaloka dibah?
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