Nakakalurky mga gurlz.
Si Jemmalyn, impaktang yun, rumarampa din dun sa bagong construction site. As in nagmamaganda pa sya! Todo chinsansu ang fez at Johnsons baby cologne ang bruha! As if naman makakabog nya ang Shisheido skin care at Marc Jacobs outfit ko!
Kasi, i was out rampa noh, mega pa cute pa nga ako sa off-shoulder oversize sweater, denim capri pants at chain belt at mouse flats (All from Marc Jacobs.) Then from the corner of my eye i saw this bitch with the yucky fake brown over processed over rebond hair, t-shirt na 3 for 100 sa 168, at chakang acid washed na jeans na superfit sa thighs at mega flared, and those yucky fake birkinstock sandals na nabibili sa divisoria for 35 pesos, anubaaaaah.
Napansin ko, it's JEMMALYN!!!!! Nakikipaglandian sa mga boyz ko! lecheng hinayupak na bitch na yun, inaaswang si Carding, Nestor at Jimboy.
I shouted at her, "PUTANG INA KA, malandi kang slut ka! Whore! Whore! Slut! CUNNNNNT!!!!!" Hindi ko na napigil ang sarili ko tumakbo ako at bigla akong nag-dive to her direction... i grabbed her by her overprocessed hair, tapos kinaladkad ko sya across the street. i made sure na kaladkarin ko sya against the gravels and sand para masmasakit.
"Chenelyn tama na! dyos ko po, tama na!" she pleaded. pero sa sobrang hatred ko may lalo ko pang drag sya across the putik in the street. Kakaloka kasi the boys are just staring, too shocked to react. Carry lang na masira ang manicure ko from Sally Hansen, pero this bitch has had it coming noh.
Then with my right hand i grabbed her by the collar of her shirt and tried to rip it from her body. Pero because it is so cheap, as expected, madali nga nasira, leaving her na naka-bra at jeans na lang on the street. Nyahahah! napigtal pa yung fake na Birkinstocks nya! hahahahah!
Then the boys tried to separate us, pero i am still grabbing her by the hair. Umiiyak na sya kasi while i was grabbing her hair with my left hand, i was hitting her ufly fez with my right. kakaloka talaga! para akong si Isabel Rivas! nagdudugo na rin yung anit nya! hahaha!
i was shouting "Fucking slut bitch cunt! Fucking slut bitch cunt!" as i was hitting her. hahahahhaah!
Then when the boys were successful in separating us, i was still kicking her. Putang inang malanding whore ka! i hate you fucking cunt slut! then isang matinging sipa sa pops fernandez nya. she was crying and crying and the boys took us into our own territories. kakapagod neng!
Dapat lang yan sa mga malalanding putah na tulad ni Jemmalyn, tinuturuan ng leksyon.
Si Chenelyn ang nagwagi!
Eto ang napala ng putah
Lots of Jemmalyn's blood in my hands, (mahirap mag-type ah)
Cheche
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